1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:08,416 A NETFLIX SERIES 2 00:00:11,125 --> 00:00:14,041 So you meet someone cute on the Internet. 3 00:00:14,541 --> 00:00:16,916 You start texting every day, 4 00:00:17,000 --> 00:00:21,583 then all of a sudden you ask yourself, "Is this really how I meet my soulmate?" 5 00:00:22,250 --> 00:00:24,958 "On an app? Is this what we'll tell our grandchildren?" 6 00:00:25,041 --> 00:00:28,166 But you agree to meet at a bar, and when you see him walking you think, 7 00:00:28,875 --> 00:00:32,708 "Thank God he looks like his photo. No missing teeth or anything." 8 00:00:32,791 --> 00:00:34,333 - Rosa. - Daniel. 9 00:00:34,416 --> 00:00:36,541 So you start talking, maybe shake hands. 10 00:00:36,625 --> 00:00:37,958 You're not exactly sure why. 11 00:00:38,041 --> 00:00:40,958 Maybe the chemistry is off, or some memory from a past life. 12 00:00:41,041 --> 00:00:43,166 I mean, he's handsome. You'd totally sleep with him. 13 00:00:43,250 --> 00:00:46,458 But one thing's clear from the start. It could never work. 14 00:00:46,541 --> 00:00:47,708 Terminator is a loop in time. 15 00:00:47,791 --> 00:00:49,833 Basically, this guy John Connor has an army 16 00:00:49,916 --> 00:00:54,083 and from the future, he's sent as a soldier back in time to save himself. 17 00:00:54,166 --> 00:00:57,500 You're there because you tapped that little heart on his profile. 18 00:00:57,583 --> 00:00:59,642 You asked him out. It's your fault you're stuck here. 19 00:00:59,666 --> 00:01:00,750 So now what? You leave? 20 00:01:00,833 --> 00:01:03,416 Do you say, "Nevermind, thanks"? That's not nice. 21 00:01:03,500 --> 00:01:07,000 So you start to hope the other person is thinking the same about you. 22 00:01:07,083 --> 00:01:08,750 Maybe he doesn't like you either. 23 00:01:08,833 --> 00:01:11,750 And now he'll say, "Hey, it's late. I really gotta go." 24 00:01:11,833 --> 00:01:15,500 And no one will have to worry about hurting anyone's feelings. 25 00:01:16,458 --> 00:01:18,750 Honestly, have you ever sat there and thought, 26 00:01:19,500 --> 00:01:22,291 "Damn. Now we have to fuck or it will be awkward." 27 00:01:28,666 --> 00:01:32,666 So, that's when you pull out the oldest trick in the book. 28 00:01:34,125 --> 00:01:36,166 Give me a... Give me a second. Wait. 29 00:01:39,916 --> 00:01:42,458 - Hello? - The meanest trick in the world. 30 00:01:43,041 --> 00:01:44,041 Simona? 31 00:01:45,083 --> 00:01:46,083 Stay calm! 32 00:01:46,583 --> 00:01:47,916 What happened? 33 00:01:48,000 --> 00:01:49,625 Yes, yes, yes, yes. 34 00:01:49,708 --> 00:01:51,041 Where are you? 35 00:01:51,125 --> 00:01:52,833 Okay, just stay there. I'll be right there. 36 00:01:52,916 --> 00:01:54,833 Bye. Okay. Bye. 37 00:01:56,958 --> 00:01:58,833 Simona, my friend, crashed her car. 38 00:01:58,916 --> 00:02:00,958 - Oh, jeez! - She might have broken her legs. 39 00:02:01,041 --> 00:02:02,875 Um, I'll... I'll come? 40 00:02:02,958 --> 00:02:04,041 - Let me get... - No, no. 41 00:02:04,125 --> 00:02:06,000 - You sure? - Yeah, yeah. I'll be fine. 42 00:02:08,041 --> 00:02:09,458 - I'm sorry. - Yeah. 43 00:02:12,666 --> 00:02:15,000 - I had a very good night. - Me too. 44 00:02:15,083 --> 00:02:16,750 Sorry to leave you like that. 45 00:02:17,500 --> 00:02:19,875 - We'll do this again, right? - Yes. 46 00:02:19,958 --> 00:02:20,958 Okay. 47 00:02:22,958 --> 00:02:24,291 - Okay. Bye. - Bye. 48 00:02:29,666 --> 00:02:32,333 And now ask yourselves... 49 00:02:32,416 --> 00:02:35,208 ...how'd it have gone if you hadn't had a friend 50 00:02:35,291 --> 00:02:37,125 who could set-up your exit strategy? 51 00:02:37,208 --> 00:02:40,208 - Lu? - Help me! Help me! 52 00:02:40,291 --> 00:02:41,875 Sandro's almost dead! 53 00:02:41,958 --> 00:02:45,000 How come I have to go die? Hon, why does he let me die first? 54 00:02:45,083 --> 00:02:47,208 - You should take turns. - Let's take turns. 55 00:02:47,291 --> 00:02:50,375 Thanks, guys. But I think her friend died before both of you. 56 00:02:50,458 --> 00:02:51,625 See you tomorrow. 57 00:02:53,750 --> 00:02:56,166 - He said that her friend just died. - Yeah, right! 58 00:02:57,708 --> 00:03:01,125 This is when you ask for Ludovica, your new best friend. 59 00:03:04,333 --> 00:03:06,125 Oh. Hang on a second. 60 00:03:06,208 --> 00:03:07,416 There we are. 61 00:03:08,500 --> 00:03:09,708 And here we go. 62 00:03:09,791 --> 00:03:10,625 NO CALLER ID 63 00:03:10,708 --> 00:03:12,666 Hello, it's Ludovica, can you hear me? 64 00:03:12,750 --> 00:03:15,083 I'm sorry. Can you come get me? I'm at the ER in... 65 00:03:15,166 --> 00:03:16,333 Naples. 66 00:03:16,416 --> 00:03:19,041 You can have it save the name of any city and person. 67 00:03:19,125 --> 00:03:21,791 Please come quickly! I need you... 68 00:03:21,875 --> 00:03:24,208 - Mario. - Come help me. 69 00:03:24,833 --> 00:03:27,000 It obviously can use some upgrades. 70 00:03:27,083 --> 00:03:29,875 But I hope that an innovative company like AurApps 71 00:03:29,958 --> 00:03:32,208 can see the potential and consider investing in this. 72 00:03:35,750 --> 00:03:39,000 So, to ensure that we understand, it's an app that, 73 00:03:39,083 --> 00:03:41,041 if one night you have a situation 74 00:03:41,125 --> 00:03:45,750 where it's not that you don't want to, but let's say you'd rather, uh... 75 00:03:45,833 --> 00:03:49,208 Basically, it's an SOS to... 76 00:03:49,791 --> 00:03:52,666 It's an app to not get laid? 77 00:03:52,750 --> 00:03:53,750 Yes, yes, yes. 78 00:03:53,791 --> 00:03:56,166 - We like it. - We like it. 79 00:03:56,250 --> 00:04:02,583 ♪ Put your head on my shoulder ♪ 80 00:04:02,666 --> 00:04:07,875 ♪ Whisper in my ear, baby ♪ 81 00:04:08,458 --> 00:04:11,083 ♪ Words I want to hear... ♪ 82 00:04:11,875 --> 00:04:14,458 - Seasick again, Daniel? - Ugh, as usual. 83 00:04:17,291 --> 00:04:20,416 Naples, island of Procida. Arriving at destination. 84 00:04:20,500 --> 00:04:25,291 ♪ My shoulder ♪ 85 00:04:25,833 --> 00:04:27,875 "Dear diary, my name's Daniel." 86 00:04:27,958 --> 00:04:30,625 "I'll be 12 in three months, and I live on an island." 87 00:04:30,708 --> 00:04:32,541 "And I have a huge crush on Ines." 88 00:04:33,166 --> 00:04:36,666 "Hopefully, if she finds out about it, she won't ask me to kiss her, 89 00:04:36,750 --> 00:04:38,416 because I still don't know how..." 90 00:04:38,500 --> 00:04:41,291 - Raffaella! Stop it! - Come on. Come on now. 91 00:04:42,041 --> 00:04:43,916 So you didn't just like my dolls, eh? 92 00:04:44,000 --> 00:04:46,833 Someone bring me down the cardboard boxes with the saucepans? 93 00:04:46,916 --> 00:04:49,291 All the boxes are cardboard, Mama. 94 00:04:49,375 --> 00:04:51,458 It's the one that's all taped up. 95 00:04:51,541 --> 00:04:54,875 How am I supposed to know if there's pans in it if it's taped up? 96 00:04:54,958 --> 00:04:57,916 Mom, you just moved downstairs. 97 00:04:58,000 --> 00:05:00,166 Your mother's a little wound up from the move. 98 00:05:00,250 --> 00:05:02,458 - Bruno! - Give us five minutes! 99 00:05:03,208 --> 00:05:04,375 So, how does it work? 100 00:05:04,458 --> 00:05:07,541 It's simple. You just mark the girls you like with a heart. 101 00:05:07,625 --> 00:05:09,916 For example, "Magda from Naples." 102 00:05:10,000 --> 00:05:11,208 See? 103 00:05:11,291 --> 00:05:13,041 - A little heart. - Exactly. 104 00:05:13,125 --> 00:05:15,375 If she hearts you too, then you meet up. 105 00:05:15,458 --> 00:05:17,541 That's it? A little heart, you're together? 106 00:05:17,625 --> 00:05:18,875 You're not together, Dad. 107 00:05:18,958 --> 00:05:20,958 You go out. You get to know each other. 108 00:05:21,041 --> 00:05:22,625 - And then, if you want... - Ah. 109 00:05:22,708 --> 00:05:25,375 Good, good. If it gives you a girlfriend. 110 00:05:25,458 --> 00:05:26,625 Wait. That's Raffaella. 111 00:05:26,708 --> 00:05:29,108 - No, it's not Raffaella. - That's Raffaela. 112 00:05:29,166 --> 00:05:32,333 - Let me see her picture. Give it to me. - It's not Raffaella! 113 00:05:32,416 --> 00:05:34,166 - Just give me the phone. - Hands off! 114 00:05:34,250 --> 00:05:36,916 Will you two help me deal with Mama, please? 115 00:05:39,875 --> 00:05:41,416 Raffaella! 116 00:05:41,500 --> 00:05:42,500 Coming down! 117 00:05:42,583 --> 00:05:45,125 No, it's no good. It's not right. 118 00:05:45,208 --> 00:05:47,541 Just two seconds ago you told me you liked it. 119 00:05:47,625 --> 00:05:50,750 That is because I didn't know that... I mean, it's too easy. 120 00:05:50,833 --> 00:05:54,000 Where would I be if I'd taken every opportunity I ever had? 121 00:05:54,083 --> 00:05:56,541 - You remember Mrs. Barone? - This story again? 122 00:05:56,625 --> 00:06:00,291 She asked me to help her with her phone, opened the door in her underwear. 123 00:06:00,375 --> 00:06:02,708 And she told me she needed a man. 124 00:06:02,791 --> 00:06:04,250 But I told her I was married. 125 00:06:04,333 --> 00:06:06,833 That I loved my wife, and wasn't interested in a fling. 126 00:06:06,916 --> 00:06:09,125 Dad, she was in her sixties. 127 00:06:09,208 --> 00:06:13,458 Daniel, you have to understand what you like and what you don't like. 128 00:06:13,541 --> 00:06:15,541 And I happen to like your mother. 129 00:06:15,625 --> 00:06:17,875 Bruno, will you put that juice box down and help us? 130 00:06:17,958 --> 00:06:20,541 Hang on, I can't talk to my son for five minutes? 131 00:06:20,625 --> 00:06:24,083 - Your five minutes were up 10 minutes ago. - I didn't know you had a stopwatch. 132 00:06:24,166 --> 00:06:26,500 - I'll be down in a minute. - That's 16 minutes. 133 00:06:26,583 --> 00:06:29,083 Oh, but that's Daniel's minute, not mine. 134 00:06:29,166 --> 00:06:32,000 Don't count his minutes toward my minutes if I'm coming now. 135 00:06:32,083 --> 00:06:34,500 - Seventeen. - Seventeen. Seventeen. 136 00:06:46,458 --> 00:06:48,583 NICE HAT, MAGDA 137 00:06:49,625 --> 00:06:51,750 SHALL I WEAR IT TONIGHT? 138 00:06:54,291 --> 00:06:56,583 OK, AT 8:00 P.M.? 139 00:07:14,125 --> 00:07:16,208 "Dear diary, my name's Daniel." 140 00:07:16,291 --> 00:07:17,833 "I'll be 12 in three months." 141 00:07:17,916 --> 00:07:20,250 "I'm in seventh grade and I live on an island." 142 00:07:20,791 --> 00:07:24,000 "I like the island, even if Sandro says it's too small 143 00:07:24,083 --> 00:07:25,958 and everybody knows everybody else, 144 00:07:26,625 --> 00:07:28,416 so it's hard to keep a secret." 145 00:07:28,500 --> 00:07:30,666 "A secret like, I like Ines a lot." 146 00:07:30,750 --> 00:07:34,458 "But I still haven't told her, because I don't know how to kiss." 147 00:07:34,541 --> 00:07:37,541 "Sandro and Lu say it's easy, you just need to practice." 148 00:07:38,041 --> 00:07:39,500 "But I'm too shy." 149 00:07:40,708 --> 00:07:43,125 - Raffaella! - I'm coming! 150 00:07:45,458 --> 00:07:46,708 ♪ We are young ♪ 151 00:07:46,791 --> 00:07:50,041 26 OCTOBER 1998 152 00:07:51,750 --> 00:07:54,583 ♪ See our friends, see the sights ♪ 153 00:07:54,666 --> 00:07:56,250 ♪ And feel alright ♪ 154 00:07:58,250 --> 00:07:59,250 ♪ We wake up... ♪ 155 00:08:02,375 --> 00:08:05,875 You're making out with yourself in the mirror, aren't you? I'm telling Mom! 156 00:08:05,958 --> 00:08:07,125 No, wait, Raffaella! 157 00:08:07,208 --> 00:08:08,708 Shut up! I wasn't. 158 00:08:08,791 --> 00:08:11,208 Yes, you were. You were doing it for practice. 159 00:08:11,291 --> 00:08:13,416 If you tell Mom, I'll throw your dolls in the sea. 160 00:08:13,500 --> 00:08:14,916 I know you kiss them too. 161 00:08:15,833 --> 00:08:16,833 Bruno! 162 00:08:16,916 --> 00:08:17,916 Daniel? 163 00:08:19,083 --> 00:08:20,916 I'll tell you too. Stay away from the modem. 164 00:08:21,000 --> 00:08:22,000 Uh, modem? 165 00:08:22,041 --> 00:08:24,666 - It goes to the Internet. - Internet? 166 00:08:24,750 --> 00:08:28,000 It's something you use to look for things. Don't touch it, it's for work. 167 00:08:28,083 --> 00:08:30,291 Bruno, finish that later. Your coffee's ready. 168 00:08:33,041 --> 00:08:35,458 Daniel kisses my doll and also the mirror. 169 00:08:35,541 --> 00:08:37,000 - That's not true. - Yes, it is. 170 00:08:37,083 --> 00:08:39,500 - You practice 'cause you don't know how. - Behave! 171 00:08:39,583 --> 00:08:41,125 He licks them 'cause he's gross. 172 00:08:41,208 --> 00:08:44,125 - Shut up, you little shit. - Daniel, don't say "shit." 173 00:08:44,208 --> 00:08:46,833 See what happens when you use that language in front of the kids? 174 00:08:46,916 --> 00:08:50,041 - How'd I know where he learnt it? - 'Cause it's from your mouth. 175 00:08:51,041 --> 00:08:54,166 Mom, can I have an advance on next month's allowance? 176 00:08:54,250 --> 00:08:58,625 No advances. In fact, if you keep fighting with your sister, you won't get it at all. 177 00:08:59,958 --> 00:09:02,833 What do you need all this money for? A girlfriend? 178 00:09:02,916 --> 00:09:04,541 He doesn't have one because he's a wuss. 179 00:09:04,625 --> 00:09:07,458 Raffaella, stop it, or it'll be no cake and no candles. Got it? 180 00:09:09,541 --> 00:09:10,541 Daniel, 181 00:09:11,125 --> 00:09:12,208 are you buying drugs? 182 00:09:15,833 --> 00:09:17,208 Mm. Wuss. 183 00:09:28,666 --> 00:09:30,750 We needed that money for the PlayStation. 184 00:09:30,833 --> 00:09:34,041 Shut up, Lu. We have a plan, so let's stick to it. 185 00:09:34,125 --> 00:09:35,375 Your plan's awful. 186 00:09:35,458 --> 00:09:39,958 I hear that once some poor kid gave Antonio a tape back late, 187 00:09:40,041 --> 00:09:42,958 so he beat him up, threw him in the sea. Think what he'll do to us? 188 00:09:43,041 --> 00:09:45,875 - You can go to jail for that. - Antonio could get out of jail. 189 00:09:45,958 --> 00:09:46,958 He has connections. 190 00:09:47,000 --> 00:09:50,583 He's a news agent's kid, that's how he gets the porn tapes. 191 00:09:50,666 --> 00:09:52,166 You're acting like a big wuss. 192 00:09:52,250 --> 00:09:55,833 Antonio will find out about us and murder us. Everyone knows his rules. 193 00:09:55,916 --> 00:09:58,083 You have to return the video after 48 hours. 194 00:09:58,166 --> 00:10:01,125 You can't ruin it, you can't lend it out, and you can't copy it. 195 00:10:01,208 --> 00:10:02,875 Or else he throws you in the sea. 196 00:10:06,958 --> 00:10:08,625 You're staring at Ines again. 197 00:10:09,416 --> 00:10:11,916 Shit! Her tomboy friend saw us. Get down! 198 00:10:12,000 --> 00:10:13,750 - Who, Matilda? - Yes. 199 00:10:13,833 --> 00:10:16,625 Ines hangs with her just to look prettier by comparison. 200 00:10:16,708 --> 00:10:19,208 Ines is prettier on her own. I'm gonna marry her. 201 00:10:20,333 --> 00:10:23,041 If you keep spying on her, you'll get arrested. 202 00:10:25,791 --> 00:10:29,083 - He got it! He got it! - Really? Let me see! 203 00:10:31,833 --> 00:10:34,000 I can't believe it! The porn tape is ours! 204 00:10:36,041 --> 00:10:38,250 So, was she nasty? 205 00:10:40,916 --> 00:10:42,000 Was she nasty? 206 00:10:42,083 --> 00:10:44,708 - Who? - The girl you saw last night. 207 00:10:44,791 --> 00:10:45,833 Ah, no, no. 208 00:10:46,625 --> 00:10:48,750 - Was she ugly? - No. Actually, she... 209 00:10:48,833 --> 00:10:50,625 She... Mm? 210 00:10:52,625 --> 00:10:53,791 She was irritating? 211 00:10:53,875 --> 00:10:55,625 Sandro, I didn't like her. 212 00:10:55,708 --> 00:10:57,458 You know when you just don't like someone? 213 00:10:57,541 --> 00:10:59,416 There's nothing bad about it. It just happens. 214 00:10:59,500 --> 00:11:02,458 Sure, but eventually you'll like someone. 215 00:11:02,541 --> 00:11:05,500 It's been like six years since you broke up with Serena. 216 00:11:05,583 --> 00:11:06,666 Keeping count? 217 00:11:06,750 --> 00:11:08,750 - You sound like my father. - I'm not counting. 218 00:11:08,833 --> 00:11:11,041 But it's been six years. I feel sorry for you. 219 00:11:11,125 --> 00:11:13,708 Don't worry about me. I'm going out with somebody tonight. 220 00:11:13,791 --> 00:11:14,833 Oh yeah? What's she like? 221 00:11:14,916 --> 00:11:17,500 "What's she like?" I don't know. 222 00:11:17,583 --> 00:11:18,750 - She's a... - Like what? 223 00:11:18,833 --> 00:11:20,416 Photos are all from behind. 224 00:11:21,125 --> 00:11:23,583 - So you've never seen her face? - No. 225 00:11:23,666 --> 00:11:26,625 Obviously. A few hours in, you'll have us call you and say, 226 00:11:26,708 --> 00:11:27,791 "Quick, we're dying!" 227 00:11:27,875 --> 00:11:30,035 You think it's easy telling someone you don't like her? 228 00:11:30,083 --> 00:11:33,791 - "Sorry, I'm not feeling it. See ya." - It's not easy to be a man today. 229 00:11:34,583 --> 00:11:37,250 Exactly. You're married, you wouldn't understand. 230 00:11:37,333 --> 00:11:39,875 That has nothing to do with it. I'm still a human being. 231 00:11:39,958 --> 00:11:42,125 - Of course, you're still a human being. - So? 232 00:11:42,208 --> 00:11:43,791 We're different stages of life. 233 00:11:43,875 --> 00:11:46,041 - Okay, but... - Can I crash here tonight? 234 00:11:46,791 --> 00:11:48,708 If you need help, I'll call and say I'm dying. 235 00:11:48,791 --> 00:11:50,958 Are you still terrified of seeing her? 236 00:11:51,041 --> 00:11:53,166 My house isn't good enough for you anymore? 237 00:11:53,250 --> 00:11:54,375 Sandro, you're married. 238 00:11:54,458 --> 00:11:57,000 - Again with this being married stuff? - It's true. 239 00:11:57,083 --> 00:11:58,791 You and Cristina are trying to have a kid. 240 00:11:58,875 --> 00:12:02,750 I feel dirty being there, when I know you're in there doing it across the hall. 241 00:12:02,833 --> 00:12:06,083 - You're really trying to be a father? - We're talking about it. 242 00:12:06,166 --> 00:12:08,916 - So, you're having a baby? - Yes, they're trying. 243 00:12:09,000 --> 00:12:10,541 - Thinking about it. - Deciding it. 244 00:12:10,625 --> 00:12:14,166 - They're doing it. Right in the bedroom. - What does this have to do with anything? 245 00:12:14,250 --> 00:12:16,875 When the kid will be born, what is it gonna think of me? 246 00:12:16,958 --> 00:12:19,250 - I'll tell you the second it's official. - Official how? 247 00:12:19,333 --> 00:12:21,833 - Is the kid gonna send me a letter? - When she's pregnant. 248 00:12:21,916 --> 00:12:23,125 I don't want to hear them. 249 00:12:24,625 --> 00:12:26,958 - Don't listen to him. - Fine! Sleep at Daniel's. 250 00:12:27,041 --> 00:12:28,641 One goes out with girls he doesn't like, 251 00:12:28,666 --> 00:12:31,250 the other is afraid of the girl he likes, and I'm the weird one? 252 00:12:31,333 --> 00:12:32,541 I'll stay in phantom mode. 253 00:12:32,625 --> 00:12:34,875 And I'm weird because... 254 00:12:36,125 --> 00:12:37,291 Come on, guys. 255 00:12:38,291 --> 00:12:39,291 PRINCESS BETULLA 256 00:12:39,375 --> 00:12:42,500 We can't copy the porno. That's one of the rules. 257 00:12:42,583 --> 00:12:43,663 Shut up, Lu. 258 00:12:43,708 --> 00:12:46,628 We're not copying it. We're recording it onto another tape. 259 00:12:46,666 --> 00:12:48,791 That's what "copying" is. 260 00:12:50,833 --> 00:12:54,083 - Antonio's gonna kill us. - I'm not afraid of some new agent's kid. 261 00:12:55,000 --> 00:12:56,333 Hmm, he is kinda right. 262 00:12:56,416 --> 00:12:59,625 I told you guys, we'll sell it at the Bible study, not our school. 263 00:13:00,791 --> 00:13:02,750 - And if we catches on? - There is no way. 264 00:13:05,666 --> 00:13:07,458 PRINCESS BETULLA 265 00:13:10,083 --> 00:13:12,041 THE DIRTIEST PORNO EVER 266 00:13:14,916 --> 00:13:16,083 Are you ready? 267 00:13:24,166 --> 00:13:26,791 THE WOMAN OF WALL STREET 268 00:13:38,500 --> 00:13:39,625 Wow. 269 00:13:42,750 --> 00:13:44,291 Get lost, we're busy! 270 00:13:44,375 --> 00:13:47,000 It's my party, so you're the one who has to leave. 271 00:13:47,083 --> 00:13:49,416 Can't you go to the living room? 272 00:13:51,833 --> 00:13:54,750 It's my party, and we can watch cartoons if we want. 273 00:13:54,833 --> 00:13:57,353 - Why are you such a brat? - You're a brat. 274 00:13:57,416 --> 00:14:00,250 - It's only half yours. - And you're only half a pain. 275 00:14:00,333 --> 00:14:02,083 Let's go to Ciro's. 276 00:14:07,875 --> 00:14:10,625 - Can't we stay? - No. We gotta go. 277 00:14:11,833 --> 00:14:15,500 My brother French-kisses dolls on the mouth. 278 00:14:42,041 --> 00:14:44,750 MAGDA, 30, NAPLES LESS THAN 5 KM AWAY 279 00:14:49,708 --> 00:14:50,708 Daniel? 280 00:15:01,458 --> 00:15:02,458 Magda? 281 00:15:05,041 --> 00:15:07,666 I wasn't leaving. I was just, uh... 282 00:15:09,416 --> 00:15:11,958 I was just going back and forth, you know? 283 00:15:13,083 --> 00:15:17,416 If you'd come ten seconds later, you'd have thought that I just got here. 284 00:15:17,500 --> 00:15:18,625 Right? 285 00:15:21,708 --> 00:15:23,625 You're prettier than your photo. 286 00:15:30,458 --> 00:15:31,458 Shall we go? 287 00:15:33,208 --> 00:15:34,958 Uh... 288 00:15:54,916 --> 00:15:57,500 Hi! I booked the drink tasting for eight o'clock. 289 00:15:57,583 --> 00:15:58,791 Of course. Have a seat. 290 00:16:02,708 --> 00:16:03,958 Do you think... 291 00:16:05,125 --> 00:16:07,166 - No, you go. - No, no, no. You go, you go. 292 00:16:07,250 --> 00:16:08,375 So, what do you do? 293 00:16:09,791 --> 00:16:11,000 I'm a restorer. 294 00:16:11,083 --> 00:16:13,500 - What? - I restore furniture. 295 00:16:13,583 --> 00:16:15,666 - Oh, restore. - Mostly antiques. 296 00:16:15,750 --> 00:16:19,791 Like escritoires, pendulum clocks, mirrors. 297 00:16:21,291 --> 00:16:22,750 You can restore mirrors? 298 00:16:23,458 --> 00:16:25,250 Uh-huh. Even mirrors. 299 00:16:25,333 --> 00:16:29,166 Okay, there's ten cocktails. Let's start with a pisco mule. 300 00:16:29,250 --> 00:16:33,000 Basically, it's a Moscow mule, but instead of vodka we use Peruvian pisco. 301 00:16:33,083 --> 00:16:34,458 Thank you! 302 00:16:37,333 --> 00:16:38,541 Cheers! 303 00:16:48,416 --> 00:16:50,125 - Cheers! - Thanks, Ciro. 304 00:16:52,750 --> 00:16:54,416 Don't touch that, eh, Lu! 305 00:16:55,166 --> 00:16:56,291 Sorry, Mr. Ciro. 306 00:16:56,375 --> 00:16:57,875 Lu, it's the number one rule. 307 00:16:57,958 --> 00:17:01,208 The bottle can't be opened. Only future generations can do that. 308 00:17:01,291 --> 00:17:02,291 Or aliens! 309 00:17:03,791 --> 00:17:06,416 - What's the damage? - Here we go again. 310 00:17:06,500 --> 00:17:10,041 I'm your godfather, Daniel. You never owe me anything. 311 00:17:10,708 --> 00:17:11,708 Okay? 312 00:17:18,875 --> 00:17:24,291 So, once we've copied the tape, we rent it out 110 times. 313 00:17:25,000 --> 00:17:27,583 - Then we buy the PlayStation. - 110 times isn't much. 314 00:17:27,666 --> 00:17:30,541 - We can do it by Christmas. - But I don't know 110 kids. 315 00:17:30,625 --> 00:17:33,500 - Shut up, Lu! - Why do I always have to shut up? 316 00:17:33,583 --> 00:17:35,041 We gotta be careful. 317 00:17:35,125 --> 00:17:38,291 If Antonio finds out we're charging kids to watch his porno tape, 318 00:17:38,375 --> 00:17:39,375 he might beat us up. 319 00:17:39,458 --> 00:17:41,041 Hi, Daniel. Hi, Sandro. 320 00:17:41,916 --> 00:17:43,583 How come she never says hi to me? 321 00:17:43,666 --> 00:17:45,666 Matilda saw you got a videotape from my brother. 322 00:17:45,750 --> 00:17:46,791 - We didn't. - We didn't. 323 00:17:46,875 --> 00:17:48,208 We might have. 324 00:17:49,666 --> 00:17:52,166 - It was this one. - We want to see it. 325 00:17:52,250 --> 00:17:55,833 If you don't let us see it, we'll tell Antonio that you showed it to us. 326 00:18:01,416 --> 00:18:02,833 You're evil! 327 00:18:04,666 --> 00:18:07,208 He'll throw us in the sea. In the sea. 328 00:18:08,166 --> 00:18:09,541 Shit, man. 329 00:18:11,458 --> 00:18:13,125 It's a documentary. 330 00:18:13,875 --> 00:18:14,875 Open it. 331 00:18:29,541 --> 00:18:31,625 What's Princess Betulla? 332 00:18:31,708 --> 00:18:33,750 Oh, fuck! You took the wrong tape! 333 00:18:34,666 --> 00:18:36,750 The porno tape was in the other video recorder! 334 00:18:36,833 --> 00:18:38,666 - Guys, we're safe! - What porno? 335 00:18:38,750 --> 00:18:41,458 - She's gonna watch a cartoon. - My sister's gonna watch a cartoon! 336 00:18:41,541 --> 00:18:42,458 This cartoon? 337 00:18:42,541 --> 00:18:44,434 - Antonio will kill us! - My dad's gonna kill me! 338 00:18:44,458 --> 00:18:46,500 Maybe they changed their minds! 339 00:18:46,583 --> 00:18:49,000 Who wants to watch Princess Betulla? 340 00:18:49,083 --> 00:18:50,541 Me! 341 00:18:50,625 --> 00:18:51,750 Let's go! Let's go! 342 00:18:51,833 --> 00:18:53,833 ♪ Ah, aha ♪ 343 00:18:54,500 --> 00:18:57,000 ♪ Aha, aha ♪ 344 00:18:58,208 --> 00:19:00,250 - Daniel? - What's going on, huh? 345 00:19:00,333 --> 00:19:01,666 I'll explain it again. 346 00:19:01,750 --> 00:19:03,416 - So, John Connor... - I'm listening. 347 00:19:03,500 --> 00:19:06,166 - John Connor is the main character. - Yes, John. Yes. 348 00:19:06,250 --> 00:19:10,166 And he has to send a soldier back in time when he wasn't born yet 349 00:19:10,250 --> 00:19:11,750 to save his mother. 350 00:19:11,833 --> 00:19:15,375 - And then she gives up to the soldier. - Yes, and then... 351 00:19:15,458 --> 00:19:17,166 - John is born. - John Connor! 352 00:19:17,250 --> 00:19:18,708 So John is born, he grows up, 353 00:19:18,791 --> 00:19:23,125 and then he has to send another soldier... another soldier back in time 354 00:19:23,208 --> 00:19:26,250 to save his mother, but he can't send the same soldier again. 355 00:19:26,333 --> 00:19:28,208 - Because he's died in the past! - Yes! 356 00:19:29,541 --> 00:19:31,500 - Very good! - Thank you. 357 00:19:31,583 --> 00:19:33,833 So, he ends up sending many different soldiers 358 00:19:33,916 --> 00:19:35,125 and it's a new one every time. 359 00:19:35,208 --> 00:19:38,000 Each one goes back in time, to get his mother pregnant. 360 00:19:38,083 --> 00:19:40,375 - So John Connor... - Has a lot of different fathers. 361 00:19:40,458 --> 00:19:42,375 All different. All of them dead. 362 00:19:42,458 --> 00:19:45,750 - It's terrible! - No, it's aloof! It's brilliant. 363 00:19:45,833 --> 00:19:46,833 It's genius! 364 00:19:47,625 --> 00:19:49,166 - Daniel! - What? 365 00:19:49,750 --> 00:19:50,958 You took the last one. 366 00:19:51,041 --> 00:19:52,041 - No. - It was. 367 00:19:52,125 --> 00:19:53,125 - No. - Yes. 368 00:19:53,166 --> 00:19:54,166 Mm, yes. 369 00:19:55,416 --> 00:19:56,958 It's my father's fault. 370 00:19:57,041 --> 00:19:59,500 - Yes, it is. My father, his name's Bruno. - Mm-hmm. 371 00:19:59,583 --> 00:20:01,125 My father, since I was little, 372 00:20:01,208 --> 00:20:07,041 he always told me, leaving the last one for someone else is actually selfish. 373 00:20:07,125 --> 00:20:11,333 Wait, let me explain. You know it's like this last avocado appetizer. 374 00:20:11,416 --> 00:20:12,416 - Right? - Okay. 375 00:20:12,458 --> 00:20:14,583 So, if I offer it to you, you'll eat it. 376 00:20:14,666 --> 00:20:18,708 But because you know I like it, you'd feel so guilty and horrible... 377 00:20:18,791 --> 00:20:20,500 - I really don't think so. - No, it's true. 378 00:20:20,583 --> 00:20:22,767 It'll play at your conscience for the rest of your life, 379 00:20:22,791 --> 00:20:24,458 because you'd constantly be thinking, 380 00:20:24,541 --> 00:20:27,750 "Daniel sacrificed the last appetizer so I can eat it. How selfish of me." 381 00:20:27,833 --> 00:20:28,913 This way I did you a favor. 382 00:20:28,958 --> 00:20:32,059 In order for two people to get along, they've to steal from each other's plates? 383 00:20:32,083 --> 00:20:33,916 Yes, exactly. Beat the other to it. 384 00:20:34,000 --> 00:20:35,458 That way we're both happy. 385 00:20:35,541 --> 00:20:36,583 It's weird. 386 00:20:37,500 --> 00:20:38,916 Guys, you wanna sing? 387 00:20:39,458 --> 00:20:41,791 - Yes. Come on, let's go. - No! No, no, no, no! 388 00:20:41,875 --> 00:20:43,583 - Come on. - No, no, no, Daniel. 389 00:20:43,666 --> 00:20:45,666 - I drank too much. No! - Come on! 390 00:20:45,750 --> 00:20:48,250 - Don't you ever say no? - Just sometimes. 391 00:20:50,541 --> 00:20:53,041 Wait for me! Guys, wait. 392 00:20:53,125 --> 00:20:55,541 - Hurry up, Lu! - Daniel! 393 00:20:59,708 --> 00:21:01,041 Oh no. 394 00:21:02,833 --> 00:21:04,000 Ah, come on. 395 00:21:25,041 --> 00:21:27,750 - Daniel, wait! - Follow me! Faster! 396 00:21:28,916 --> 00:21:30,208 Daniel! 397 00:21:30,291 --> 00:21:31,791 We gotta get back to my house. 398 00:21:48,708 --> 00:21:49,916 Go! Daniel! 399 00:22:06,000 --> 00:22:07,583 Daniel, don't go into your room. 400 00:22:07,666 --> 00:22:10,166 Raffa's friends are still there, having a screaming contest. 401 00:22:23,125 --> 00:22:24,666 You pervert! 402 00:22:51,625 --> 00:22:54,791 No, no! Please, Dad! No. No, no, no! Please, no. 403 00:23:01,416 --> 00:23:02,291 WARM TARALLI 404 00:23:02,375 --> 00:23:04,375 - Thank you. - You're welcome. 405 00:23:10,750 --> 00:23:11,750 Here I am. 406 00:23:12,375 --> 00:23:14,708 - Put this on your wrists. - Thanks. 407 00:23:14,791 --> 00:23:17,750 - Young lady, he just threw up. - You promised not to tell her. 408 00:23:17,833 --> 00:23:20,500 No, I have to tell her 'cause you threw up twice. 409 00:23:21,000 --> 00:23:23,833 Thank you, ma'am. I'll take care of him now. 410 00:23:23,916 --> 00:23:25,666 - Bye-bye, guys. - Thank you. 411 00:23:33,625 --> 00:23:34,750 What? 412 00:23:34,833 --> 00:23:36,333 What? 413 00:23:36,416 --> 00:23:40,375 - I really messed up. - Why? 414 00:23:40,458 --> 00:23:42,583 Oh, come on, I threw up on our first date. 415 00:23:42,666 --> 00:23:43,666 Twice. 416 00:23:43,708 --> 00:23:46,375 I really suck on first dates. 417 00:24:00,541 --> 00:24:03,000 It's weird, you know, uh... 418 00:24:03,666 --> 00:24:06,041 I had this feeling, you know, like... 419 00:24:07,958 --> 00:24:09,458 - What? - No, it's just... 420 00:24:09,541 --> 00:24:12,458 Like I... Like I already know you, or... 421 00:24:35,000 --> 00:24:36,583 It's getting late. I gotta go. 422 00:24:37,541 --> 00:24:39,833 My phone died, I didn't even notice. 423 00:24:41,208 --> 00:24:42,750 This was nice, Daniel. 424 00:24:42,833 --> 00:24:43,833 Yeah. 425 00:24:44,791 --> 00:24:47,208 Maybe we can meet again sometime? Or text? 426 00:24:54,916 --> 00:24:56,750 Careful where you go throwing up. 427 00:25:04,625 --> 00:25:09,000 ♪ Give me all your love now ♪ 428 00:25:10,458 --> 00:25:13,083 ♪ 'Cause for all we know... ♪ 429 00:25:13,166 --> 00:25:14,833 Bruno, you have to calm down! 430 00:25:14,916 --> 00:25:17,291 How can I calm down? It was a fucking cock! 431 00:25:17,375 --> 00:25:19,125 Don't use that language. 432 00:25:19,208 --> 00:25:22,500 It was a big cock, what do you want me to call it? 433 00:25:22,583 --> 00:25:25,416 I got it. Now, stop! There's no need to shout it. 434 00:25:25,500 --> 00:25:29,250 ♪ I can't go on wasting my time ♪ 435 00:25:30,875 --> 00:25:33,000 ♪ Adding scars to my heart ♪ 436 00:25:33,083 --> 00:25:35,708 ♪ 'Cause all I hear is I'm not ready now ♪ 437 00:25:47,833 --> 00:25:50,916 ♪ And I can tell that you didn't had ♪ 438 00:25:51,000 --> 00:25:54,208 ♪ To face your mother losing her lover ♪ 439 00:25:55,791 --> 00:25:57,833 ♪ Without saying goodbye ♪ 440 00:25:59,041 --> 00:26:01,041 ♪ Without saying goodbye ♪ 441 00:26:02,458 --> 00:26:04,041 ♪ 'Cause she didn't have time ♪ 442 00:26:24,375 --> 00:26:28,083 ♪ I don't want to judge ♪ 443 00:26:29,833 --> 00:26:31,458 ♪ What's in your heart ♪ 444 00:26:31,541 --> 00:26:34,416 ♪ But if you're not ready for love ♪ 445 00:26:34,958 --> 00:26:37,041 MAGDA: SORRY, GOT HELD UP AT WORK... 446 00:26:37,125 --> 00:26:40,625 SORRY, DANIEL, I CAN'T MAKE IT DIDN'T YOU GET IT? IT WASN'T MY FAULT 447 00:26:42,625 --> 00:26:43,625 Oh. 448 00:26:43,708 --> 00:26:45,583 Daniel. You scared me. What's up? 449 00:26:45,666 --> 00:26:46,750 Shut up, Lu! 450 00:26:46,833 --> 00:26:48,708 You want me to shut up? I was sleeping. 451 00:26:48,791 --> 00:26:51,333 - Shut up, Lu! It wasn't her. - Who wasn't her? 452 00:26:51,416 --> 00:26:54,083 I went out with somebody I met online, but it wasn't her, 453 00:26:54,166 --> 00:26:55,375 it was a different person. 454 00:26:56,583 --> 00:26:57,583 Are you hungry? 455 00:26:57,666 --> 00:26:59,791 I don't even know if her real name's Magda. 456 00:27:04,041 --> 00:27:07,083 ♪ I don't want to judge ♪ 457 00:27:07,166 --> 00:27:09,166 DANIEL FROM THE ISLAND? PRINCESS BETULLA? 458 00:27:10,625 --> 00:27:12,375 YEAH, THAT'S HIM! 459 00:27:12,458 --> 00:27:14,000 READ 460 00:27:16,041 --> 00:27:17,416 ♪ How can you be ready for life ♪ 461 00:27:17,500 --> 00:27:20,500 Oh, Jesus! How did he not recognize you? 462 00:27:21,125 --> 00:27:22,708 Why didn't you tell him it was you? 463 00:27:22,791 --> 00:27:25,666 I know it was an absurd situation, but you could've told him. 464 00:27:27,375 --> 00:27:29,250 You're totally weird, Matilda. 465 00:27:33,916 --> 00:27:35,125 ♪ So let's love fully ♪ 466 00:27:35,208 --> 00:27:40,083 So, you finally like someone, but they don't really exist. 467 00:27:41,541 --> 00:27:42,708 Who is she? 468 00:27:43,833 --> 00:27:45,458 ♪ 'Cause soon enough we'll die ♪ 469 00:27:46,583 --> 00:27:47,583 I'm gonna make tea. 470 00:27:51,250 --> 00:27:54,000 Mm. Red berry or fennel? Let me pick.